My Darling Punchline

[Verse 1] He’s a rainbow of riddles, a poet of puns, A quiver of quips, a fandango of fun. A jack-in-the-box with a grin so wide, Life’s a fairground ride with him by my side. [Prechorus] When the world looks grey, he paints it in sunshine, He’s the joke, the wisecrack, the punchline. [Chorus] Oh, he laughs, and the room gets brighter, My heart feels lighter, troubles grow slighter. He finds the funny in every disguise, He’s the Eric to my Ernie, the joy in my eyes. [Verse 2] He’s a wheelbarrow of wit, rolling uphill, A jamboree of japes that give me a thrill. He’ll tickle my ribs with his silly repartee, And the world feels warmer when he looks my way. [Prechorus] When the world looks grey, he paints it in sunshine, He’s the joke, the wisecrack, the punchline. Chorus] Oh, he laughs, and the room gets brighter, My heart feels lighter, troubles grow slighter. He finds the funny in every disguise, He’s the Eric to my Ernie, the joy in my eyes. [Verse 3] He’s a cheeky Chappy, a fab funster, Always ready for the jest, a jolly punster. A jack-in-the-box with a grin so wide, Life’s a fairground ride with him by my side. My lovely, lovely funny man. With a gorgeous smile And a laugh to cheer. PS I'll be here all week. PPS That's what they all say madam. Ringer ding ding!