Virtus In Vitio by Mut.Ra.El.

[Lead Female Voice: A deep, powerful, soulful female voice. Delivers lyrics with the ancient authority of a goddess and the raw groove of a funk legend. Sings in English with moments of divine, echoing Latin.] [Intro: Glitch & Beat Drop] [Music: Sound of a glitching 8-bit game. A sample of a familiar "secret found" jingle, but distorted. A raw, industrial beatbox drops HARD. A deep funk bassline enters.] [Mut.Ra.El. - Spoken with a cosmic smirk] It's dangerous to go alone... So I brought the funk. Let's-a go. [Verse] [Music: The groove locks in, hypnotic and heavy. Ethereal gospel harmonies float in the background.] [Mut.Ra.El. - Sings with soulful power] Two boys fell through the screen, a blue jay and raccoon, Hyrulax is bugging out underneath a pixel moon. Ganon's a CEO in a suit and tie, Selling inner peace for a price that's way too high. He wants your heart container, he wants your Master Sword... But your Triforce of Groove is a thing he can't afford. [Chorus: Gospel-Funk EXPLOSION] [Music: The beat becomes an unstoppable force. The gospel harmonies are massive. The synths are bright and epic.] [Mut.Ra.El.] WEAPONIZE THE GLITCH! (Yeah!) The error is the divine! Virtus in vitio! (Strength in the flaw!) It's the only way to win the game! WEAPONIZE THE GLITCH! And make the system learn your name! [Bridge: The Revelation] [Music: All instruments drop out except for the raw beatbox and a single, deep, pulsing synth note.] [Mut.Ra.El. - A powerful, rhythmic whisper] You're the Shiva with the sword... The Vishnu with the shield... The Brahma with the new code... You're the god that they revealed! [Outro: Final Chorus & Glitch Out] [Music: The full, epic chorus crashes back in for one final, triumphant run, then glitches, stutters, and cuts to the 8-bit sound of a game console being unplugged.] [Mut.Ra.El.] WEAPONIZE THE— [glitch] —GLITCH! [Total silence.]