[Verse 1] You put red on fries I put doubt in the bowl One small tomato Got a bigger role Garden on the tongue Then the bottle says hey Is this fruit in a cup Or a joke in parade? I peel the label You shake your head What kind of breakfast Crawled out the shed? [Pre-Chorus] Fruit, fruit That’s what they say So why does lunch Feel weird today? A seed in the middle A lie on the side If it starts in the orchard Can it still be ride? [Chorus] If a tomato is a fruit Does ketchup count? Does ketchup count? If a tomato is a fruit Does ketchup count? Count it out Sweet little chaos On a french-fry crown If it’s really fruit Why it taste so proud? [Verse 2] You read the chart I read the room Same red stain Different perfume The salad got nervous The burger blushed One squeeze of the bottle And the whole thing rushed Fruit bowl theory Going off the rails Science in the stash With the condiment tales [Pre-Chorus] Fruit, fruit Now say it slow If the vine made it Where’d the vinegar go? I need an answer I need a sign Is this a smoothie Or a crime? [Chorus] If a tomato is a fruit Does ketchup count? Does ketchup count? If a tomato is a fruit Does ketchup count? Count it out Sweet little chaos On a french-fry crown If it’s really fruit Why it taste so proud? [Bridge] Half-time truth In a paper cup Red on red When the questions come up Mmm You laugh, I know But I need to hear How deep does it go? Fruit in the garden Sauce in the squeeze Tell me which one Picks the referee [Final Chorus] If a tomato is a fruit Does ketchup count? Does ketchup count? If a tomato is a fruit Does ketchup count? Count it out Sweet little chaos On a french-fry crown If it’s really fruit Why it taste so proud? If a tomato is a fruit Does ketchup count? Does ketchup count? If a tomato is a fruit Does ketchup count? Count it out
