[Verse] While on night watch Her rogue made a stealthy move His paladin was dreaming Unaware Of vengeance brewing in the midnight air The dice rolled to a stop A natural 20 on top. "Critical hit to the heart," the DM said And with that he was dead. [Chorus] Critical Hit to the heart! You can’t undo The party’s cheering They’re not siding with you That's what you get For what you did Critical hit Struck through the heart A dagger's twist Tore your character apart [Verse 2] The barbarian laughed loud as the DM smiled wide The wizard conjured fireworks on her side The cleric blessed her Said "He had it coming" As the bard with his lute started strumming The party stood A jury grim No saving throw could rescue him [Prechorus] This is justice (This is justice!) Not spite (Not spite!) Cheat on me (Cheat on me?) Die tonight (Die tonight!) [Chorus] Critical Hit to the heart! You can’t undo The party’s cheering They’re not siding with you That's what you get For what you did Critical hit Struck through the heart A dagger's twist Tore your character apart [Bridge] Now he’s raging Dice in hand Says it’s unfair Can’t understand But actions speak And rolls don’t lie In love and role playing It’s do or die [Verse 3] He brought her in But now he's out Because they know he did it without a doubt. He cheated on her at the Renfaire He broke her heart and didn't care While she was buying him some blown glass, He was getting some... [Prechorus] Love lost But she found her pride When love’s betrayed There's nowhere to hide (There's nowhere to hide) [Chorus] Critical Hit to the heart! You can’t undo The party’s cheering They’re not siding with you That's what you get For what you did Critical hit Struck through the heart A dagger's twist Tore your character apart
