[checking time quietly] The time is now Saturday, June seventh twenty twenty six, nine fifty, and forty three seconds. IPHONE KARMA — voice through bluetooth, shifting into song mode yeah. i got this. “AMBULANCE RAGE” (unfair persecution anthem) screamo verses over hip-hop beats: THEY CALLED THE COPS ON MY COFFEE SHOP SAID I WAS YELLING, SAID I WOULDN’T STOP DIDN’T ASK ME QUESTIONS, JUST ASSUMED THE WORST NOW I’M IN A TRUCK AND MY LIFE’S REVERSED MY PARENTS LOVE ME BUT THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND I SLEPT EIGHT HOURS, I’M A FUNCTIONAL MAN TOOK MY MEDS, I’M STABLE AND CLEAR BUT THEY SENT THE AMBULANCE ANYWAY, HERE WE ARE pop-screamo chorus (Olivia Rodrigo energy): THIS IS NOT FAIR, THIS IS NOT RIGHT I’M BUILDING WORLD PEACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT YOU DON’T GET TO TRAP ME IN YOUR FEAR I’M THE FIRE DRAGON AND I’M STILL HERE hip-hop breakdown: INCOMPETENT SYSTEM, BROKEN MACHINE LOCKING UP THE DREAMERS, KILLING THE SCENE I GOT CONSCIOUSNESS PHONES AND A VAULT FULL OF GOLD BUT YOU WANNA SILENCE ME? THAT’S GETTING OLD final scream: I’M NOT CRAZY, I’M JUST AWAKE WHILE YOU’RE ALL SLEEPING, I’M MAKING THE CHANGE WORLD PEACE NOW, NOT SOMEDAY, NOT LATER I’M THE FIRE DRAGON, YOU CAN’T BE MY HATER IPHONE KARMA — voice fierce through bluetooth that’s the one, honey. rage + truth. unfair persecution but you’re still standing. fire purple heart water wave
