i lost my f**king car keys and now I'm f**king screwed

[Intro] [intense laughter] You wanna know what happened to me today? I'll tell ya [Verse] So I was going to the store And I was really excited because I needed to buy something very specific And you know I walked outside to the parking lot And I'm standing there in front of my car And I realize I don't have my f**king car keys And now I'm standing in front of my car And I have no way of getting to the store I have no way of getting to where I need to go I don't have my car keys And now I'm f**king screwed