Let me tell a tale of a fellow I know He hunts for sales everywhere that he goes The people around can't believe their eyes With all that he has, searches high and low He must pay the least for everything that he owns Friend and foe alike he plies his trade Particular care he gives to vehicular makes He's always searching the socials each day Trucks of the nineties are of certain delight Same goes to any diesel Jetta in sight He wants to buy your truck He'll pay in cash With an offer so low you'll laugh He's wants to buy your car He's looking for a deal Seriously, is this guy for real? What can I say He wants to buy your truck And it better be a steal of a deal His ears perk up at the sound of rebate Can't help himself, he needs to save if he pays Price is firm, he'll go to barter some more He's got to save each last dime Needs it to buy another used mattress online He wants to buy your truck He'll pay in cash With an offer so low you'll laugh He's wants to buy your car He's looking for a deal Seriously, is this guy for real? What can I say He wants to buy your truck And it better be a steal of a deal Doesn't matter how many times you reject Somehow... He'll keep coming back with an offer that's less! He wants to buy your truck He'll pay in cash With an offer so low you'll laugh He's wants to buy your car He's looking for a deal Seriously, is this guy for real? What can I say... He wants to buy your truck He'll pay in cash With an offer so low you'll laugh He's wants to buy your car He's looking for a deal Seriously, is this guy for real? What can I say He wants to buy your truck And it better be a steal of a deal He wants to buy your truck And it better be a steal of a deal
