"After Bonesy summoned his armies of skeletons to fuck up them robot grave-robbers... well, there was just one last fuckin' thing for us to do." [Verse] Flyin' Castle. Showtime's comin'. Drones in the sky and the claymore's hummin'. Toby's soarin'. Prudence in tow! And I'm behind them. Yeah—let's go. First robot buzzes—Excal'bur flash! Sweet maneuvers and I make two crash. Rubble plummets, I just laugh. Not even drunk yet, not by half. [Verse] Then we clack down clean on the castle stage And they pour like rats puking their sterile plague. Clinkin' and clankin', a thousand deep, Fuchsia waves cascade to fuckin' drown their beeps. So we haul ass up titanium stairs, Higher into the giant's lair. Bonesy hangin' back, protect our ass, So it's Prudie and me in the next pass. [Chorus] Today is the day, where we make our stand! Taste grit in my beak, swords stuck in their hands And destiny waits in clouds up above We'll fight for the world, no quit for all we love, Today is the day, of the scuzzpunk scream Clawin' through shit for a fadin' dream And ash rains down from a furnace sky'n Today is the day... the world ain't dyin' [Verse] We're lookin' at a lab full of mutant freaks Floatin' in tubes growin' fuckin' meat Eyes snap wide as their brain chips chime, They're burstin' through glass with pink tumor slime. Alarms start blarin', fleshy things spread, And the walls flash red, my poor throbbin' head. I need a fuckin' drink, and Prudence calls When Toby catches up 'n herds us through a hall. [Bridge] "A fuckin' hoard of the fanciest bullshit, A gallery of the most famous art. Racks full of silken finery. Packed pantry of precious caviar. And then I see it. There ain't no doubt. I freeze... There's a Hundred shelves of bottles. But just one catches my fuckin' tension. For the END of Today when we fuckin' win..." Prudie just smiles, but then a leper slinks in. Skin stretched tight, alive by infusions. All for him? This fuckin' tech vampire? Prudie, cut his fuckin' throat! Let's make this all his pyre! [Chorus] Today is the day, where we make our stand! Taste grit in my beak, sword stuck in his glands! This fucker hates life but he hates us most We'll fight for the world, for what we hold close, Today is the day, of the scuzzpunk scream Clawin' through shit for a fadin' dream And ash rains down from a furnace sky'n Today is the day... the world ain't dyin' [Verse] Excalibur drips, leper just slumped to the ground, A smirk on his lips with a thunderin' sound. The vision's still happenin', the World-Blaster's warmin' The neon gun's aimin' down, an idea is formin' I look to Pru and tell her what's comin' I know a thing or two when neon needs gummin' I look to Bonesy to ask him for his help But it's a diff'rent skellie, and I give a fuckin' yelp! Today is the day... it's my fuckin' Old Friend... Today is the day... I guess this is the end... Today is the day... There's no use cryin' Today is the fuckin' day... but the world ain't fuckin' dyin'! [Verse] Death hands me the shot of Wild Turkey. So I slam it back, and I kiss my Prudie. All right, Reaper fuck, I guess this's your chance! But Scuzzy's waitin' at the end of this fuckin' dance. I dive out the porthole, flap right on target, Gonna clog that shit with my fuckin' carcass. And I perch on that tip, premature spews! Suddenly I'm a puff of feathers and goo... [Chorus] Today was the day, where I chose my end! Whiskey in my beak, feathers cast on the wind! I fuckin' loved this life but I fuckin' loved you all most You'll fight for the world, hold each other fuckin' close, Today was the day, of my hyena howl Hootin' like a fuckin' bastard scuzzpunk owl Now feathers rain down from a new dawn's sky Today is a day... and the world is fuckin' aliiiiiive!!! [Outro] Then... One laugh split the shit-thick sky, Hyena voice sharp and high. Pretty sure I ain't got a face But I smiled, just in case.
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