Well, bless your revolutionary heart You’re fightin’ evil with a credit card You say the rockets never left the ground Every launch is staged, every feed is sound Satellites are fiction, space is just a show But you pay for extra reach to tell us what you know You curse the man who owns the whole saloon Then rent a bigger table just to holler at the moon Call his empire wicked, call his platform dark While your money keeps shining in that little checkmark You’re takin’ down the system One subscription at a time Financin’ your enemy To push your latest line Little blue checkmark, showing by your name Paid the man you’re cursing just to play his game You can call him evil, call his rockets fake Then swipe your card for one more post to make Hate the AI, hate the satellites in the dark But your money keeps showing in that little blue checkmark Oh, your money keeps showing In that little blue checkmark You say the servers drink the rivers dry Then post an AI picture asking people why Every crooked letter, every melted Mastercard Made inside the data center you’re protesting twice as hard You call the whole machine a digital disease Then buy the longer uploads and the premium amenities You’re standing at the gates with a pitchfork and a spark But first you paid admission for that little checkmark You’re exposing every secret They don’t want the world to see For eight dollars, plus applicable tax And enhanced visibility Little blue checkmark, showing by your name Paid the man you’re cursing just to play his game You can call him evil, call his rockets fake Then swipe your card for one more post to make Hate the bots and bandwidth, hate the servers in the dark But your money keeps showing in that little blue checkmark Oh, your money keeps showing In that little blue checkmark Now, nobody says you’ve gotta love the man You can hate every rocket, every server, every plan But a boycott gets peculiar when the perks are why you’re here And you finance your villain twelve convenient times a year You’re storming the castle You’re sounding alarms You’re fighting the tyrant With his app in your palm Your resistance has a password Your uprising has a fee Your war against the system Comes with priority Little blue checkmark, showing by your name Paid the man you’re cursing just to amplify the blame Say the moon is painted, say the satellites are fake But don’t forget your payment when the monthly charges wake Hate the AI, hate the rockets, hate the servers after dark Still your money keeps showing in that little blue checkmark Yeah, your revolution’s sponsored By that little blue checkmark Keep exposing the enemy, darlin’ Your subscription renews next month.
