[Intro] One time I clicked on a Taboola link And I fell into the center of the Earth Then I fell through a portal to an alternate universe Where everyone was named Guy And the world was overrun by horses Then I woke up in the middle of a desert And it was hot (Hot Hot Hot) Then I fell through the sand into an underground bunker Where I met a scientist named Dr. Rhombus He showed me the experiments he'd been working on Like a fridge that produces the perfect Crispy Buttery grilled cheese sandwiches in two seconds He even gave me a lifetime supply of his famous strawberry jam Then he said ("I can send you back to your world But you can never use Taboola again Also You have to buy shares in their company") And I was like ("Is that financial advice") And he said, "No, but you have to have shares of Taboola in your portfolio forever. Because even if the stock is down or up, no matter what you will be able to say out loud ‘TABOOLA! And it will fill you with energy and the same confidence Taboola displays in your advertisements.") And I said, ("Oh Okay") Then I went through the portal And woke up in my bed with the hat on So now I tell everyone Don't click on those Taboola links [Hook] There's a mother bear about to attack A cheetah versus a crocodile Watch the whole thing and you will find The one weird trick to get you a six-pack Click to see why now Learn about the vitamins They don't want you to know about [Pre-Chorus] You won't believe it A family of five's buried alive And here's a camera inside Find out how your local neighborhood guy Made twenty million in one night [Chorus] (Going down a rabbit hole just readin' the news in a trance goin' out of control) [Verse] The perfect business you could be startin' It's like a market where they don't sell the eggs And you don't have to worry about fartin' You will never guess what this dog did Find out the one vegetable that'll kill you in the store And the seven best exercises to do on the floor And how this grandma of 94 still got men at her door [Chorus] (Going down a rabbit hole just readin' the news in a trance goin' out of control) [Hook] There's a mother bear about to attack A cheetah versus a crocodile Watch the whole thing and you will find The one weird trick to get you a six-pack Click to see why now Learn about the vitamins They don't want you to know about [Bridge] Taboola (taboola) Rasa (rasa) Taboola rasa (taboola rasa) Taboola ads [Chorus] What's Taboola (taboola) Doing to the computers? The computers’ overrun with Taboola [Outro] Get a mental health evaluation (Taboola) Try 5 Simple Ways to Relieve Stress (Taboola) Here's a Free Test to See How Stressed You Are (Taboola) Try These Natural Ways to De-Stress (Taboola) Can You Read the Signs of Depression? (Taboola) These Are the Top 10 Stresses (Taboola) Are You Stressed Out? (Taboola) Stressed? Get Your Free Evaluation (Taboola) Taboola (Taboola) Taboola (Taboola) [Verse] Meet other dog lovers in your area .Are you a hog lover? TABOOLA!!
