
Ooh Laa Laa First French Kiss (Lov3 Clown)
INTRO ooh la la 8th grade, back of the school bus, Truth or dare with the older kids — no fuss. She leaned in, lips on mine, I thought, “Okay… this feels fine.” But then—whoa—her tongue went rogue… ooh no — whoa ooh la la VERSE 1 Other kids cheering, nowhere to run, Heart pounding like a starter gun. She leaned in close, lips met mine, Started sweet — felt borderline fine. I thought, “I can do this, I’m not gonna choke,” Then her tongue showed up like a plot‑twist joke — whoa. CHORUS First French kiss, 8th‑grade blitz — ooh no Tongue went rogue — what kind of twist is this? — whoa She said, “Just do what I do.” ooh la la VERSE 2 She whispered, “Just do what I do.” I mimicked the moves, tried to follow through, Tongues touched, twirled, danced around, Like thumb‑wrestling with a squishy sound — ooh ooh I almost giggled, tried to stay cool, But I was deep in the kissin’ pool. BRIDGE Is there a handbook for this tongue parade? A syllabus for smoochin’ in 8th grade? No flashcards, no cheat sheet, no guide, Just instincts and spit — and a whole lotta pride — whoa (playful giggle) Relax, loosen up, and do what I do. Wiggle‑wiggle, twirl‑twirl, Tickle‑tickle, whirl‑whirl, You’re kissing a girl… …Oui‑Oui This isn’t French class… But you’re speaking in tongues! You learn fast… “Maybe next time… I’ll let you touch my aaassss.” (flirty giggle) Je veux vraiment savoir… (I really want to know…) VERSE 3 This is awkward but somehow fun, From a dare is how it begun. Then the kids yelled, “Time’s up… break it up!” “Just my luck!” She wiped her lip — I fixed my hair — Hearts were racing, gasps in the air. Her cherry gloss lingered… taste of her, Kissin’ passion… left me stunned in a dazed reaction — whoa ooh la la CHORUS First French kiss, 8th‑grade blitz — ooh no Tongue went rogue — what kind of twist is this — whoa She said, “Just do what I do.” ooh la la “Okay… so that just happened. Her tongue was like—whoa. But yeah… I think I’m officially a man now. Or at least, like, 12% more French. Do I say something cool now? Je ne sais quoi. Was that the bell?” ooh noo — Let’s skip class! — whoa ooh la la He wiggled‑wiggled, twirled‑twirled, Tickled‑tickled, whirled‑whirled. For a rookie, he rocked my world… Bravo, c’est du super boulot… (Bravo, that’s great work…) (playful flirty giggle) ooh la la Je t’ai vu rougir… (I saw you blush…) ooh la la C’était ton premier baiser? (Was that your first kiss?) ooh la la Tu veux recommencer? (Wanna do it again?) ooh la la…


