[verse 1] Good lunch at the county fair Tacos, beans, burritos, jalapeños All hit the spot right there Feel a rumble in my gut Pressure down in my butt Feeling like I might erupt Where’s the port-a-potty Gotta fill it right up [Chorus] Gotta take a big shit Far away from the toilet Barely containing it Bout to explode Gotta drop a big loaf Dookie down in the hole Palpatine power bowl Gotta take a big shit [Verse 2] Found a portable toilet At the edge of the fair Oh God it’s locked The next one’s a ways from here The rumble’s getting stronger The pain is hitting harder My jeans about to be Browner than The Hershey chocolate factory Help me [Chorus] Gotta take a big shit Far away from the toilet Barely containing it Bout to explode Gotta drop a big loaf Dookie down in the hole Palpatine power bowl Gotta take a big shit [Bridge] Running around Every shitter is locked Running around Gotta get to a pot Running around Holy shit’s coming out Behind a bush Where my shame hits the ground Relief and embarrassment abound [Instrumental] [Chorus] Gotta take a big shit Far away from the toilet Barely containing it Bout to explode Gotta drop a big loaf Dookie down in the hole Palpatine power bowl Gotta take a big shit [Outro] Didn’t make it Couldn’t hold it Leave the fair Never go back there
