[Verse] Doc’s in the office with his coffee cold Charging like a lawyer with a heart of gold Got his hands on the chart like a magic wand But the bill hits like a thunderstorm beyond [Chorus] Oh payroll tax it’s a sneaky beast Nibbles at the edges till your check’s deceased Doctors with their jargon and an expensive show The wallet screams stop but the payments flow [Verse 2] Sneeze in a clinic and they'll take your house Claim the diagnosis crept in like a mouse Talking Latin flu Adding X-rays too Your paycheck’s leaving faster than a spinning shoe [Bridge] Oh where does it go all these mystery funds When they’re swiped from your pocket like a midnight run I’d laugh it off but the joke’s on me This payroll system feels like comedy! [Chorus] Oh payroll tax it’s a sneaky beast Nibbles at the edges till your check’s deceased Doctors with their jargon and an expensive show The wallet screams stop but the payments flow [Verse 3] Fumbled a vaccine that cost a gold mine And here's another clause hidden in fine lines Stethoscope swinging like a thief in the night Leaving me in debt despite my fight
