
Interstate Looting Blues
[Verse 1] Loaded up the map at 3 a.m Circle ‘round a convoy Thinking “that’s our gem” Whisper on the mic like we’re secret spies Then I trip on a rock Hit my push-to-talk and yell “SURPRISE!” [Chorus] Interstate looting blues Drove all night just to lose Crossed the border for a busted crate Wrong truck Wrong time Wrong state Interstate looting blues Big plans Clown shoes Everybody watching while we celebrate Over three canned beans and an empty crate [Verse 2] License plate said “Tex” but I read “Treasure” Jumped in the trailer like “Measure that pressure!” Opened up the doors Heart beating out my vest Twelve broken chairs and a “Safety First” desk [Chorus] [Bridge] [spoken] “Okay Okay Next time we scout first…” Nah We chase rumors Follow fumes Whole squad crammed in a bathroom broom One truck’s zombies One truck’s snacks We picked the one with twenty road cones and thumbtacks [Chorus]

