Responsible for Farting in Yoga (Bitin’ List Roast)

[Intro] [storytelling acoustic hit] [storytelling verse] For community service, the judge sent me to talk with you about responsibility. Because I allegedly… put “I farted in yoga!” stickers on Richmond police cars. [sharp build] Deferred adjudication. No conviction… yet. The judge knew that and said, “Go teach these people responsibility.” [bite hook] That’s handing a raccoon a flamethrower… then blaming him for the fire. [list/roast verse 2] So… don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. The judge will ask how this went. Tell him I changed your lives. [observational final] Then he’ll storm back in asking why his car has an “I farted in yoga!” sticker… Say, “Your Honor… [final bite hook - repeat] Colin changed our lives. I farted in yoga! Colin changed our lives.