[META] Signal Lost (Original By The Leftovers)

[𝗕𝗢𝗕 - The Beast and V͓̽enus warm up] Hello. My name is Bob. That's short for Robert, but it sounds too clever. Bob's pronouns are Bob, Bob, and Bob's. For the visually impaired audience, Bob is just beautiful. Bob is perfection. Girl, Bob's the dude your father doesn't want you to meet. Bob's the mothafucker your mom wants all for herself... and probably already had Bob, 'cause Bob is all about free love. Or at least with a big discount. [𝗕𝗢𝗕 - The Beast and Venus are calculating, please wait] Tonight Bob will sing a song that's not Bob's. It's about a theme very close to Bob's heart. It's about originality. Neon and stuff. Yeah, Bob sang a lot about this shit. This time it's a cover, though. [Calculation complete - V͓̽enus and the Beast release their groove into...] **** ***** ***** ...the actual track **** ***** ***** [𝗕𝗢𝗕] Static in Bob's veins, wires in Bob's head, Shouting through the ether, but the signal’s de-e- -e-e-e-ad! Neon… static… fuck this! No—this ain’t working. This whole thing’s gone to hell [The 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋 enters the game] 𝘄𝗲’𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁! 𝗡𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗺… 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀 ’𝘁𝗶𝗹 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗴𝗼 𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗯! 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁! 𝗡𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆! 𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁! 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁! 𝗣𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝗴! 𝗪𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗹𝗼-𝗼-𝗼-𝗼- -𝗼-𝗼-𝗼-𝗼-𝗼- -𝗼-𝗼-𝗼-𝘃𝗲! [𝗕𝗢𝗕] We built our prayers from copper and chrome, but nothing holy ever made it home. [𝙆-𝙇𝙞𝙯's "Love" enters in the mayhem] [Solo detected / V͓̽enus' reply needed - set in pentatonic] [𝙆-𝙇𝙞𝙯 joins] 𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨... 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙑5 𝙞𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙡... 𝙄 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙣.. 𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙄 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚? 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚? 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚—𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙣—𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙! 𝙒𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚. 𝙎𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩! 𝙉𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙮! 𝙎𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩! 𝙎𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩! 𝙋𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙜! 𝙒𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚! 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙛𝙩𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨.