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All I Want for Breakfast (parody of THAT song)

All I Want for Breakfast [Verse 1] I don’t need a lot this morning, Just a minute not to freak. All these charts and early warnings— Why’s my brain still half-asleep? I don’t want to stay here yawning, Checking notes that look confused… Morning feels like chaos too— All I want for breakfast is food. [Pre-Chorus] I’ve been stumbling through this huddle, Tryna regulate my mood. Every duck and goose is waddlin’, Not all of them have names—how rude. And I keep on daydream-wishin’ For five minutes to refuel… [Chorus] ’Cause I… Just want my toast and eggs, Caffeine pumping through my veins I need it soon… Morning shift feels like round two— All I want for breakfast is food. [Verse 2] I don’t want an empty stomach When my calm is touch-and-go. Someone’s spiraling and repeating, Someone’s just waiting for their food. I just want a quiet chair Where my thoughts don’t come unglued— I’m exhausted through and through— All I want for breakfast is food. [Bridge] Oh, the team keeps sending emails, And my sense of calm is blown. Every coping skill is failing, And my coffee pot’s a stone. I hear lunchbags unzipping early, Smells of oatmeal everywhere… Santa, bring me something hearty— I don’t even need to share! [Outro] I just want a plate that’s full, Something warm and wonderful— Morning fuel… Make my waking dreams come true— All I want for breakfast Is fooooood.