Verse 1 Got a cast iron skillet and a mean little grin, Neighbor said, “Girl, where ya been?” I said, “Minding my business and watering my plants,” He asked, [Male-Spoken/Confused] “You put a spell on my tractor by chance?” Well, his truck won’t start and his dog won’t sit, His fish quit biting and his boots don’t fit. Now the whole dang town’s got a theory to share, Every little problem means I’m brewing something there. Chorus It’s bitch craft, baby, not black magic, A raised eyebrow can be downright tragic. One sharp look and grown men scatter, Acting like their feelings actually matter. I don’t need a wand, don’t need a broom, Just a sweet tea glass and a little elbow room. When the boys act foolish and the drama gets thick, I practice bitch craft—and business is brisk. Verse 2 The ladies meet up at the Dollar Store, Trading secret knowledge from aisle four. A candle, a coupon, and a clearance rack, That’s all it takes to get your backbone back. We ain’t casting spells, we’re setting boundaries, Saying “Bless your heart” with authority. Funny how a woman saying “No” real quick Gets labeled supernatural mighty slick. Chorus It’s bitch craft, baby, not black magic, A raised eyebrow can be downright tragic. One sharp look and grown men scatter, Acting like their feelings actually matter. I don’t need a wand, don’t need a broom, Just a sweet tea glass and a little elbow room. When the boys act foolish and the drama gets thick, I practice bitch craft—and business is brisk. Bridge Got a PhD in eye-roll science, Minor degree in stubborn defiance. Dean’s List graduate of “Not Today,” And captain of the “Move Along” parade. Final Chorus It’s bitch craft, honey, country certified, Powered by caffeine and wounded pride. No crystal ball, no spooky tricks, Just common sense and a little bit of sass mixed in. So if your nonsense suddenly won’t stick, Don’t blame witchcraft—it’s just bitch craft! Outro Now pass the sweet tea, crank up the band, The coven’s meeting down at Dairyland. No spells, no curses, no broomstick flight… Just country girls being right all night.
