[INTRO — KEYBOARD TYPING] [automated voice] Thank you for your message I am currently— [KAEL] Out of office [EMAIL SEND SOUND] [SYNTHS ERUPT] [CHORUS — HUGE ELECTRO-POP HOOK] Out of office Out of reach Leave your little message After the beep Out of office Off the clock If you need an answer You can wait till I’m back Automatic reply I’m outside tonight No signal in this building But the party got Wi-Fi Out of office Don’t wait up I got nothing on my schedule But turning it up [POST-CHORUS — ROBOTIC HARMONIES] O-O-O Out of office O-O-O Don’t know where he is O-O-O Out of office Try again Monday Maybe [VERSE 1 — RHYTHMIC POP VOCAL] Laptop shut But the phone still knows Little red numbers Keep starting to grow One from the team Two from the boss Three marked urgent That sounds like a loss For somebody else Not me tonight I got blue in the jacket And green in the lights Dance floor open Reservation at ten If I miss one call Don’t call it again Walked past the mirror Caught my own reflection Said, “You look unavailable” Correct assessment Friend sent a picture Everybody already there I sent one back From the elevator mirror [PRE-CHORUS — VOCALS CLIMB] Calendar clear Notifications gone Whatever they need They can write it down Weekend loading Watch that screen go black Three Two One— [CHORUS] Out of office Out of reach Leave your little message After the beep Out of office Off the clock If you need an answer You can wait till I’m back Automatic reply I’m outside tonight No signal in this building But the party got Wi-Fi Out of office Don’t wait up I got nothing on my schedule But turning it up [VERSE 2 — FUNKY SUNG-RAP] Girl by the speakers Said she sent me a text I said, “Personal messages Might get checked” She said, “Oh, so there’s exceptions?” Maybe one or two Depends on the message And who sent it through She took my phone Changed her name to Important Added three stars Then said, “Don’t ignore it” Fair enough That’s proper procedure Put it in writing So I know that you mean it Beat hit strange Then the whole room froze Synth went high While the bass went low She leaned in close Said, “Where we going next?” I pointed at the screen Said, “Please see the text” Automatic reply: “Somewhere with a view” She typed underneath: “Then I’m coming with you” Hit send twice Put the phone away That’s the only kind of business I’m handling today [PRE-CHORUS] Calendar clear Notifications gone Whatever they need They can write it down Weekend loading Watch that screen go black Three Two One— [CHORUS] Out of office Out of reach Leave your little message After the beep Out of office Off the clock If you need an answer You can wait till I’m back Automatic reply I’m outside tonight No signal in this building But the party got Wi-Fi Out of office Don’t wait up I got nothing on my schedule But turning it up [BREAKDOWN — VOCODER, MINIMAL SYNTH PULSE] Current status: Unavailable Expected return: Debatable Reason for absence: [DRUM FILL] Look around [BEAT MUTATES — INDUSTRIAL FUNK] [BRIDGE — ROBOTIC CALL AND RESPONSE] Are you working? [KAEL] No Are you checking? [KAEL] No Will you answer? [KAEL] Maybe Is that professional? [KAEL] No [GLITCHED VOCALS] Out-out-out-out— [DANCE BREAK — HEAVY SYNTH BASS] Swipe left Clear that Phone down Bring the beat back One step Two step No new tasks I reject that [KEY CHANGE] [FINAL CHORUS — MASSIVE STACKED VOCALS] Out of office Out of reach Everybody leave a message After the beep Out of office Off the clock We can answer all the questions When the weekend stops Automatic reply We’re outside tonight No signal in this building But the whole room online Out of office Don’t wait up Got nothing on our schedule But turning it up [FINAL POST-CHORUS] O-O-O Out of office O-O-O Don’t know where we are O-O-O Out of office Try again Monday Maybe [OUTRO — EMAIL NOTIFICATION] [automated voice] Your mailbox is full [KAEL] Good
