Real Love

I wish that I could tell you, babe That karma lets you get away with it But it seems now as if you already know The hard truth of it Some say you get what you deserve And she said “you deserve me, For a limited and lavish time, my love, I’ll be here to make you sweat” (oooooh la la) He was drunk and he was high And it didn’t matter why So sweet and sly she sang her siren’s song for him He dug her synthetic lift and her fake polymer curves But their chances, one could say that those were slim Her gloss was bright but her bulb was dim Hey daddy! (She said) Real love I’ve got nothing but real love (Oh la, la la la la) Real love (I’ll make you feel) Nothing but my real love (Oh la, la la la la) No matter who you really are No matter what you’ve done I can change you I can heal you Oh with my real love I’ll give you nothing but real love I wish that I could tell you, babe Oh my assumptions were all wrong But it all came down exactly as I thought All just a matter of time It took longer than I forecast All right - I give you that She took it all until the well dried up How could it be a crime? They were drunk and they were high And it never mattered why “Plastic prices are quite stiff, so let me be your wife” Keeping up appearances On the brink of violence Then you found out, babe, love can cut like a knife All good things come in fives Oh (She said) Real love I’ve got nothing but real love (Oh la, la la la la) Real love (I’ll make you feel) Nothing but my real love (Oh la, la la la la) No matter who you really are No matter what you’ve done I can change you I can heal you Oh with my real love I’ll give you nothing but real love Infallibly You will see (She said) I love me some bad boy I love me some bad boy My good boy is no fun I love me some bad boy I love me some bad boy You’re my number one I love me some bad boy I love me some bad boy Let us jump the gun I’ll get me some bad boy I want me some bad boy I know he’s the one Oh babe sometimes I worry Is your memory still blurry And are you based On a true story I could not make this up If I wanted to He was going for the kill But in her heart She loves his currency still Real love I’ve got nothing but real love (Oh la, la la la la) Real love (I’ll make you feel) Nothing but my real love (Oh la, la la la la) Real love I gave you nothing but real love I’ll make you pay For nothing but my real love No matter who you really are No matter what you’ve done I can help you I can cure you Oh with my real love I’ll give you nothing Infallibly You just wait and see Real, la la la la love Real, la la la la love (oho) Real, la la la la love (ooooh) La la love La la love It is never enough Bye daddy! Bye daddy.