Clamjacked My drink's been clamjacked When you're north of the border Best double-check your order Your Bloody Mary is not what you think Of all advances made by man Who learned that there's juice in a clam? A big surprise awaits when you taste your drink Clamjacked My drink's been clamjacked The barkeep grabbed a strange bottle With a llabel that red 'Mott's Clamato' He said it's the key to his Bloody Caesar potion He smiled, 'Pretty delicious, eh?' Well, no. I really don't like it this way It's like my Bloody Mary was tossed into the ocean Tomato, vodka, spices Delicious morning drink Add a dash of clam juice? Pour it down the sink (Oh, Canada) What'd you do to my drink? (Oh, Canada) You've ruined it, I think Tomatoes, vodka, spices Delicious morning drink Add a dash of clam juice ? Pour it down the sink (Oh, Canada) What'd you do to my drink? (Oh, Canada) You've ruined it, I thiink
