[Verse 1] Sat on the wall. Broke the law. A shell on the edge. Waiting to fall. Hazard in place. Reckless and blind. Safety ignored. Left his mind. [Chorus] Gravity won! Damage is done! Call Ommy Lette! Trial has begun! [Verse 2] Horses arrived. Told to leave. No medics on site. Nothing to retrieve. King's men stepped in. Broke the rule. Health and safety. Playing the fool. [Chorus] Gravity won! Damage is done! Call Ommy Lette! Trial has begun! [Bridge] SHELL! SHOCK! Sue the crown! Tear the wall down! Fifty percent! Blame the stone! Ovoid citizen! To the bone! [Outro] Don't be a yolk. Court adjourned. ©2026 Trevor Swistchew. All rights reserved.
