[Intro – Filtered Robotic Voice] I promised I would keep it down tonight... That was a lie. Kick. Bass. Emergency meeting! [Build] Turn it up— Just a little. Turn it up— Now shake the building! Three... Two... One... [Drop – Vocal Chops Blended with Bass] P-P-P-PUMP IT UP! Boom—boom—bass kicked open the door! Boom—boom—neighbors hitting the floor! Cat said, “Meow!” Neighbor said, “No!” I said, “Sorry!” THEN I TURNED UP THE TECHNO! [Instrumental Drop] Tech-tech-tech-techno! Bass-bass-bass-bass—GO! Left foot! Right foot! Lose control! My houseplant’s dancing— And it doesn’t have a soul! [Verse] The dishes are jumping, The furniture moved. Grandma hit the dance floor And discovered her groove. The dog called the police, The police joined the rave. Now the whole neighborhood Is badly behaved! [Build – Rising Bass] Is that an earthquake? No. Is that a truck? No. Is that my washing machine? Maybe... READY FOR THE DROP? [Massive Drop] P-P-P-PUMP IT UP! Boom—boom—bass kicked open the door! Boom—boom—give me a little bit more! Cat said, “Meow!” Neighbor said, “No!” Grandma yelled— “LET’S GO!” TURN IT UP! TURN IT UP! TURN IT UP! THEN I TURNED UP THE TECHNO! [Breakdown – Deep Robotic Voice] The bass is too powerful. My snacks are vibrating. My eyebrows have left my face. There is no going back. [Final Build] Hands up! Bass down low! Voice and rhythm— Locked and loaded! Three... Two... One... DESTROY THE LIVING ROOM! [Final Drop – Layered Male/Female Vocal Chops] P-P-P-PUMP IT UP! Techno in my head! Techno in my shoes! I came here to party— And misplace my keys! Bass kicked left! Bass kicked right! I found my keys— THEY WERE IN MY HAND THE WHOLE NIGHT! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! Cat said, “Meow!” Neighbor said, “No!” I said, “Sorry!” THEN I TURNED UP THE TECHNO! [Outro – Fading Robotic Voice] I’ll keep it down tomorrow... Probably.
