--🎩🦧👍-- [Check out Ape Lincoln on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music, and wherever else music is streaming!] https://www.youtube.com/@ape_lincoln_music https://open.spotify.com/artist/1zs0wlh46nJtqCxsBtxcCC?si=T8fcaYG0QVij5emj5UBQ_w --🎩🦧👍-- Lyrics written by Ape Lincoln ©️2025 [Introduction - vocals and acoustic banjo] I've got a weird addiction One I've never known I can't quit playing banjos With my god-damn phone [Verse 1] I've done all sorts of drugs I'm still hooked on nicotine Now the hardest one to quit Is making songs behind a screen I write a tune while I smoke I jingle while I shit Falsely assuming Each one will be a hit [Chorus] I know that they're all simple Stupid, catchy, songs They should never sound this good And the format is all wrong But I do it for myself That kid back in oh three He dreamed of making hits I pretend he did succeed [Verse 2] Now I spend all of my nights Most of my weekends too Rhyming words and phrases Not things an ape should do I thought I'd do this less When I cut back on GPT That only made it worse Now I argue with me [Bridge] These rhymes are short and simple Quick and to the point I make too many songs now I smoke too many joints But those things go together Just like windows and cats None of it makes sense Until there's broken glass [Chorus] I know that they're all simple Stupid, catchy, songs They should never sound this good And the format is all wrong But I do it for myself That kid back in oh three He dreamed of making hits I pretend he did succeed [Outro] I made this all while smoking Broke down the fourth wall Now I'll pick a genre While I go out for a walk
