Professional Troublemaker

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen Please secure your valuables Hide your good judgment And lower your expectations I'm about to exceed all of them --- [Verse 1] I showed up late But the crowd waited anyway Walked through the front door Like I owned the place Somebody yelled my name Somebody bought a round Ten minutes later Security was writing things down The bartender saw me coming Started laughing to himself Said "Here comes job security" And rang the warning bell --- [Pre-Chorus] I never planned it But somehow it happens Every single time --- [Chorus] I'm a professional troublemaker A certified noise creator A full-time bad influence And a part-time motivator Professional troublemaker Got a talent for shaking the room Everywhere I go The party starts making the news --- [Verse 2] The mayor hates my music The neighbors hate it too The people making rules Got a special folder just for me and you The city's got my number The newspapers know my face But every time they write me off I end up back in first place I got a bad reputation That works in my favor Turns out being unforgettable Is a valuable behavior --- [Pre-Chorus] I never asked for it But I ain't giving it back Once you get used to fireworks You don't go looking for a match --- [Chorus] I'm a professional troublemaker A certified noise creator A full-time bad influence And a part-time motivator Professional troublemaker Got a talent for shaking the room Everywhere I go The party starts making the news --- [Bridge] Put your drinks up Put your hands high If you've ever been called A bad idea Tonight's your night We don't need permission We don't need luck We got a room full of beautiful disasters And we're just getting warmed up Hey! Hey! Hey! The louder they complain The louder we become Hey! Hey! Hey! If trouble's looking for somebody Tell 'em we're already here --- [Guitar Solo] --- [Breakdown] I got a lifetime membership In the bad decision club A master's degree in making memories And waking up saying "what?" I've been kicked out Thrown out Written off and counted out But somehow every road I take Ends with a sold-out crowd --- [Final Chorus] I'm a professional troublemaker A certified noise creator A full-time bad influence And a part-time motivator Professional troublemaker Got a talent for shaking the room Everywhere I go The party starts making the news Professional troublemaker Baby that's my trade I turn good intentions Into headlines by the end of the day Professional troublemaker And business is booming tonight If you're looking for somebody to blame You found the guy --- [Outro] If this was a mistake It was a really good one. See you next weekend.