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🎺🪗🥁 [Verse 1] I see little birdy, but birdy not fly Tiny man on top, go zip-zip go by Feets go brrr and the eye go wide Why he ride chicken? Why chicken not cry? Hey hey! Cluck-cluck fast, zoom in grass! He got helmet made of glass! No sword, no shirt, no pants at all! Just angry baby, one foot tall! [Chorus] 🎶 Chicken Jockey, go so fast! 🎶 Ride the feather, no brake, no gas! 🎶 Come from dark when moon is high, 🎶 I run, I scream, I do not lie! 🎶 Chicken Jockey! (clap clap) 🎶 Chicken Jockey! (clap clap) 🎶 He say nothing, only stare, 🎶 Disappear into the air... [Verse 2] He live in place where cube is king Block on block make every thing One day I dig, I hear small laugh I turn around — chicken man go WRATH! Ay ay ay! He ride like storm, he flap with hate! He fall from sky like final fate! He make the oink pig run away, I cry and throw my boots away! [Chorus again, faster] 🎶 Chicken Jockey, demon bird! 🎶 What he want? I hear no word! 🎶 He no blink and he no slow, 🎶 I go down but he say “no.” 🎶 Chicken Jockey! (clap clap) 🎶 Chicken Jockey! (clap clap) 🎶 Why you so small and full of rage? 🎶 Did someone lock you in a cage? [Bridge – accordion solo, rising panic energy] (Accordion screaming like a ghost in a circus) 🎶 Chiiickennn… jockeyyyyy… 🎶 Please no ride again at me… 🎶 My house made block, my door is dirt… 🎶 He break it down — I eat my shirt! [Final Chorus – big finish, group shout] 🎶 Chicken Jockey, final boss! 🎶 He ride with fire, he ride with sauce! 🎶 He not from here, he glitch in brain, 🎶 I move to cave and change my name! 🎶 Chicken Jockey! (clap clap) 🎶 Chicken Jockey! (clap clap) 🎶 If you see him, do not stare… 🎶 Just run, my friend — he everywhere! [Outro – whispered chant over fading tuba] Chicken jockey… chicken jockey… Why you ride? What you want from me…?