夢見る少女よ、 お目覚めの時間です こらここでおねねする場所じゃねぇよ、ば〜か！ もっとね、現実的な期待を育てたら？ 何もかもがハリウッド・エンディングを 迎えるわけじゃないから guess it’s time to board the plane i’m a fool to expect some elaborate last minute dash to the runway, where security gets out the damn way, n let’s my man exclaim, those words he could never say when he was staring me blank in the face during the previous hour and twenty-eight minutes. He loves me, I’m everything he’s been searching for all his life He can’t think, he can’t breathe without me by his side Yeah… that’s not how I remember it. カセットテープを巻き戻そう！ I think it went a little more like… this! 慈善家の billionaire が、 実は 世界征服狙ってる big bad だったっていう shocking reveal 銃声と muzzle flash、その光の中 ばっちり 映ったあたしの surprised face そこへ hero が just in time で駆けつけて 血まみれの両手を上げた、その瞬間 in my haste I forgot to make a pretty face, it was high school picture day all over again. My death feeds his character arc in films 3 and 4, they keep invoking my name He can’t eat, he can’t sleep he’s lost his true aim can’t shoot straight. until he meets my younger replacement in the franchise finale. I guess that’s kind of a Hollywood Ending? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ English translation: Dreaming girl, it’s time to wake up. Hey, this isn’t the place to take a little nap, dumbass! Maybe you should start cultivating some more realistic expectations? Not everything gets a Hollywood ending. guess it’s time to board the plane i’m a fool to expect some elaborate last minute dash to the runway, where security gets out the damn way, n lets my man exclaim, those words he could never say when he was staring me blank in the face during the previous hour and twenty-eight minutes. He loves me, I’m everything he’s been searching for all his life He can’t think, he can’t breathe without me by his side Yeah… that’s not how I remember it. Rewind the cassette tape! I think it went a little more like… this! The philanthropist billionaire was actually a big bad plotting world domination— that was the shocking reveal. In the gunshot and muzzle flash, in that burst of light, my surprised face got caught perfectly. Then the hero came rushing in, just in time, right at the moment I raised both my blood-covered hands. in my haste I forgot to make a pretty face, it was high school picture day all over again. My death feeds his character arc in films 3 and 4, they keep invoking my name He can’t eat, he can’t sleep he’s lost his true aim can’t shoot straight. until he meets my younger replacement in the franchise finale. I guess that’s kind of a Hollywood Ending?
