😇🎸 DO RÉ Mİ DERGÂHI

[Intro] Ya Hûûû…Volkan…Uğur…General…Yere bağdaş kurun.Today we fight the nafs.No ego.No pride.No unnecessary drama. [French voice] Hey hey…Do…Ré…Mi… [General] Who the hell is that? [Volkan] Bre kapıyı kapatın.Bu adam tehlikeli. [Verse 1] I woke up barefoot,tesbih in my hand,Volkan found enlightenment somewhere off the interstate land.Uğur poured the tea,said,“Brother,breathe it slow.”General drew three battle maps for somewhere he didn’t need to go.Nefis said,“You are somebody.”Heart said,“Sit your ass back down.”Then a Frenchman walked inside singing notes around the town. [Pre-Chorus] Do goes tap-tap,Ré goes click,Mi walks in with a linguistic trick.Volkan said,“I found fanâ.”Uğur said,“Maybe so.”Frenchman smiled,picked up the guitar:“Messieurs…Do Ré Mi,let’s go.” [French Refrain] J’aurais adoré la mifa-doré mis face au sol,La scie d’eau,c’est si fa-cile de cirer le sol.Lassie dort,mi-cuit,mi-doré,Do au sol,les pieds en l’air,je m’en suis remis…Do Ré Mi. [Verse 2] General said,“Music theory?I have a better plan.”Üç akor yeter baby,gerisini çözer insan.Volkan grabbed the ney,blew one tragic note.Uğur said,“Maşallah.”Ekmek wore sunglasses:“What the fuck are you trying to do?”We tried the sitar,we tried the saz,we tried a triangle too. [Male Chorus] Scrode-ah-lay-hem,Scrode-ah-lay-hom,Do Ré Mi came to the dergâh home.Ya Hû-ay-hee,Ya Hû-ay-hoo,we lost the melody,found a bug or two.Scrode-ah-lay-hem,Scrode-ah-lay-hom,Volkan seeks Hakikat with his GPS on.Uğur says,“Sabret.”General says,“Go.”Frenchman keeps singing:Do Ré Mi Fa Sol. [Record Scratch] [Female] Excuse me? [General] Oh no. [Aris] What exactly are you idiots doing? [Female Verse] He says,“I fight the ego.”Baby,please.He needs three passwords just to find his keys.He says,“I reached fanâ.”Then checks his phone.He says,“I need no dunya.”But orders food before going home.Volkan found Sufism somewhere on I-95.Uğur says,“Kalbin diri.”I say,“Good.Now keep the kitchen alive.”General says,“I fear nobody.”Then Aris says,“We need to talk.” [Male] …Ya Hû. [Female Chorus] Tap-tap-tap,derviş behave,big brave mystics trying to look brave.Click-click-click,look at them go,one woman enters—there goes the ego.Girls in Hell?No,baby,no.We’re running Utopia,you just don’t know.Ha-ha-ha,watch the whole show:three men,one dergâh,and Do Ré Mi Fa Sol. [French Refrain] J’aurais adoré la mifa-doré mis face au sol,La scie d’eau,c’est si fa-cile de cirer le sol.Lassie dort,mi-cuit,mi-doré,Do au sol,les pieds en l’air,je m’en suis remis…Do Ré Mi. [Bridge] [General] We need structure! [Frenchman] Do Ré Mi! [Volkan] Ya Hûûû! [Aris] Take out the trash! [Uğur] Bre biraz sakin. [General] I am calm. [Aris] You made a six-page strategy for one text message. [General] Operational necessity. [Frenchman] Fa Sol La Si! [Volkan] Bu Fransızı çıkarın dergâhtan bre! [Frenchman] Hey hey! [Dual Chorus] [Men] Scrode-ah-lay-hem,Scrode-ah-lay-hom,nefis wants a kingdom,heart wants home. [Women] Tap-tap-tap,boys behave,love your mysticism,but clean the cave. [Frenchman] Do Ré Mi,Fa Sol La Si! [All] WHAT IS HAPPENING? [Final Chorus] Ya Hû!Do Ré Mi!Scrode-ah-lay-hee!Tap-tap-three!Volkan found Utopia,Uğur found tea,General found Aris,Frenchman found Mi.One fights the nafs,one fights the chord,one says “Hakikat,”one says “Oh Lord.”Ya Hû!Do Ré Mi!Marriage,music,mystery!We came for enlightenment,lost the key,found the bug,made harmony. [Final French Refrain] J’aurais adoré la mifa-doré mis face au sol,La scie d’eau,c’est si fa-cile de cirer le sol.Lassie dort,mi-cuit,mi-doré,Do au sol,les pieds en l’air,je m’en suis remis…Do Ré Mi. [Outro] [Volkan] Uğur… [Uğur] Efendim? [Volkan] Hakikati bulduk mu? [Frenchman] Do Ré Mi. [General] That was not the question. [Aris] GENERAL! [General] Hakikati bulduk. [Volkan] Nasıl anladın? [General] I have to go home. [All men] Ya Hûûû…Scrode-ah-lay-hoooo… [Frenchman] Hey hey…