[Verse 1] She signed the papers with a big excited grin, White porch, blue shutters, and a yard she could dig in. Dreamed of quiet nights and coffee on the stoop, Never thought the previous owners might still be in the loop. [Verse 2] First week the lights would flick on just to say hello, Her missing left sock turned up with a sewn-up toe. The vacuum ran itself at 2 a.m. one night, Then politely shut off when she yelled, “Hey, knock it off, alright” [Chorus] This house is haunted, but the ghosts are kinda sweet, They play funny little tricks, and often leave her a treat. They rarely make a mess, and stay out of her way Her dream home has two roommates who refuse to move away. Yeah, this house is haunted… but in the best way. In the best way [Verse 3] She caught two floating hats dancing in the kitchen one night, Doing the Macarena in the pale moonlight. The ghostly couple argued over which movie to stream, Then settled on a horror flick -- their favorite theme. [Verse 4] They rearrangе the fridge magnets into little heart designs, And once they tried to help her cook — lasagna turned out fine… Except the garlic bread was somehow floating in mid-air, While a polite “You’re welcome” whispered from the empty chair. [Bridge] She used to jump at every creak and sudden noises caused fear, Now she rolls her eyes and says, “There are ghosts living here.” They’ve called dibs on the remote and, both the comfy chairs, But they always leave the light on, so she can find her way upstairs [Final Chorus] This house is haunted, but the ghosts are kinda sweet, They play funny little tricks, and often leave her a treat. They rarely make a mess, and stay out of her way Her dream home has two roommates who refuse to move away. Yeah, this house is haunted… but in the best way. In the absolute best, ridiculous, sock-stealing way. [Outro] She bought a house… And somehow got a weird little couple that stays. [Spoken] I wonder if they know Casper?
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