[Intro Instrumental] [Verse 1] Dear Adobe... You invented PDF, So why it won't open? Dear Adobe... All your products shit, So why waste disk space? [Verse 2] I don't want OCR, Why did you run it? The times you've crashed, I've almost done it. Scaling page size down, You don't allow it. [Pause] [Pre-chorus] When my wit's at its end, PDFs never send, Loading bars never end, I suffer! I suffer! [Chorus] My computer don't have virus, I have Norton Antivirus. Why it slow like molasses? Adobe, move your asses! [Melancholy Drop] [Verse 3] Dear Adobe... You invented flash player, So why it won't run? Dear Adobe... All your products quit, So why I use them? [Verse 4] I no want subscription, Why can't cancel it? The last time you worked, I can't remember it. Simple functionality, You don't have it. [Pause] [Pre-chorus] When my wit's at its end, PDFs never send, Loading bars never end, I suffer! I suffer! [Chorus] My computer don't have virus, I have Norton Antivirus. Why it slow like molasses? Adobe, move your asses! [Verse 5] Dear Adobe... You invented Illustrator, So why it won't save? Dear Adobe... All your products break, So why they standard? [Verse 6] I want Pantone colors, Why you remove it? The last time I update, I can't use it. Backwards compatibility, You ignore it. [Pause] [Pre-chorus] When my wit's at its end, PDFs never send, Loading bars never end, I suffer! I suffer! [Chorus] My computer don't have virus, I have Norton Antivirus. Why it slow like molasses? Adobe, move your asses! [Drop] [Outro]
