Jingle bells and all that stuff Makes you broke with all the fluff Got you by the short and curly With young kids you buy for surely Spend and spend the cards be cracking Advertiser’s tricks aren’t lacking Broke as broke is how we be Oh the joy of buying Merry! Jingle bell jingle bell Don’t hesitate Gadgets and gizmos Here’s a rebate Spending and spending Isn’t this great Racking the Debt Like there’s no debate It’s a fun time a one time Bills are set on cruise It’s a buy time a high time Sing your Santa Claus blues! Jingle bells and all that stuff Makes you broke with all the fluff Got you by the short and curly With young kids you buy for surely Spend and spend the cards be cracking Advertiser’s tricks aren’t lacking Broke as broke is how we be Oh the joy of buying Merry! Santa Claus Santa Claus Deliver me toys The ones that i have I’m bored and annoyed Make it expensive Make it unique Maybe a robot Maybe it speaks It’s a fun time a one time Bills are set on cruise It’s a buy time a high time Sing your Santa Claus blues! Jingle bells and all that stuff Makes you broke with all the fluff Got you by the short and curly With young kids you buy for surely Spend and spend the cards be cracking Advertiser’s tricks aren’t lacking Broke as broke is how we be Oh the joy of buying Merry! January February The bills are coming fast Don’t know how you made it But Christmas was a smash And it’s refi, defi Up to neck in debt Had to have to How did we now forget? It’s a fun time a one time Bills are set on cruise It’s a buy time a high time Sing your Santa Claus blues! Jingle bells and all that stuff Makes you broke with all the fluff Got you by the short and curly With young kids you buy for surely Spend and spend the cards be cracking Advertiser’s tricks aren’t lacking Broke as broke is how we be Oh the joy of buying Merry!
