[Intro: retro 80s TV commercial fanfare, energetic slap bass, bright synth stabs] [Spoken Word, male announcer, over-the-top, energetic] "ATTENTION KIDS! From the viral AI toyline... It's the LIMITED EDITION YOU! Accessories sold separately!" [Verse 1: female vocals, breathy, intimate, conversational] Trapped inside a bubble made of molded plastic view... Posed in a stance that I never even knew... A cardboard backing with my bio on the rear... Staring through the plastic at the shoppers drawing near... [Pre-Chorus: gentle piano swell, rising bassline, building synth pads] Unbox me... pose me... put me on the shelf... I used to be a human... now I'm something else... [Chorus: full band, 80s commercial jingle, bright brass synths, layered female harmonies] I'm a Blister Pack Hero! (Limited Edition release!) Twenty dollars of plastic for the mantlepiece! I'm a Blister Pack Hero! (Accessories included!) Dreaming of the day that the package gets concluded! [Verse 2: male announcer voiceover interjected with female vocals] [Spoken Word, male announcer] "He comes with a coffee cup! A tiny laptop! And crippling anxiety!" [Female Vocals] Collectors bid three hundred on the eBay auction floor... A toy-ified human standing waiting at the store... [Bridge: sudden break, warm Rhodes chords, bass solo, whispered vocal] [Whisper] (Dust on the plastic... nobody buys...) (Looking at the aisle with synthetic eyes...) [Solo: virtuosic 80s synthesizer solo, bright, repetitive] [Chorus: maximum energy, full band, soaring female vocals, backing choir] I'm a Blister Pack Hero! (Limited Edition release!) Twenty dollars of plastic for the mantlepiece! I'm a Blister Pack Hero! (Accessories included!) Dreaming of the day that the package gets concluded! [Outro: fading commercial jingle, male announcer voiceover] [Spoken Word, male announcer] "Sold out forever in stores nationwide... Batteries not included!" [End]
