[INTRO — GRITTY FEMALE VOCALS, ACOUSTIC GUITAR] I was scrolling along, just killing my time, Then I saw some shit that should be fucking banned online. [VERSE 1] Thumb went left, thumb went right, One wrong scroll ruined my whole damn night. Saw something cursed, now it's stuck in my head, I'd rather see a ghost at the foot of my bed. Tried closing my eyes, tried clearing my brain, But that fucked-up picture keeps running again. Came for the memes, came for a laugh, Now I need a brain transplant and a cold bubble bath. [PRE-CHORUS — BUILDING BEAT] I didn't ask for it, didn't want the view, Now my last two brain cells are suing YouTube. [CHORUS — HUGE CHANT, MASSIVE BASS DROP] SCROLL! STOP! HEARTFUCKING DROP! SAW THAT SHIT AND MY SOUL JUST STOPPED! SWIPE! NOPE! GET IT OUT MY HEAD! I NEED NEW EYES AND A DIFFERENT INTERNET! SCROLL! STOP! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! MY BRAIN HIT PAUSE AND MY SOUL FELL FLAT! CAME FOR THE LAUGHS, NOW I'M LOSING MY MIND, THAT IMAGE IS STUCK THERE FOR ALL OF TIME! [VERSE 2 — FAST, BOUNCY RAP] I watched cute puppies to cleanse my soul, But the cursed-ass image still took control. Tried looking at flowers, tried watching a show, But my brain said, "Remember that shit, though?" I threw down my phone, said, "That's enough!" Then picked it back up—I'm addicted to stuff. The internet's wild, the people are sick, And I need holy water and a memory wipe quick! [BRIDGE — ACOUSTIC GUITAR, DRAMATIC VIOLIN] Dear algorithm, what did I do? Why'd you show me things no human should view? I'm mentally scarred, but my thumb wants more, I'm one bad scroll from deleting the store! [FINAL CHORUS — EXPLOSIVE BASS AND SNARE] SCROLL! STOP! HEARTFUCKING DROP! SAW THAT SHIT AND MY SOUL JUST STOPPED! SWIPE! NOPE! GET IT OUT MY HEAD! I NEED NEW EYES AND A DIFFERENT INTERNET! SCROLL! STOP! I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT! MY LAST TWO BRAIN CELLS JUST CALLED IT QUITS! CAME FOR THE MEMES, NOW I'M LOSING MY MIND, UNSEE THAT IMAGE—I'M STILL IN THE QUEUE! [OUTRO — GUITAR SLAPS, HEAVY FINAL BASS DROP] I'M DONE WITH THE SCROLL! I'M TAKING CONTROL! ...FUCK, A CAT VIDEO. THERE GOES MY SOUL.
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