[Verse 1] Knock off work at half past five Hi-vis vest and a temper to match Payday burning in my back pocket Fancy something greasy Cheap and daft [Pre-Chorus] Text the lads “where you at?” Reply comes back “say no more We’re on our way” [Chorus] Cheeky Nando’s Table for four We’re kings of the queue (oi!) Cheeky Nando’s Extra hot sauce and an attitude Cheeky Nando’s Chips on the side No salad in view Cheeky Nando’s Sunday best? Nah Trainers’ll do (oi, oi) [Verse 2] Old man says it ruins his gut Still nicks chips when we’re not lookin’ Mum acts posh then dips her bread In the last of the peri Keeps on dunkin’ [Pre-Chorus] Say it’s “just a little treat” Three times this week But who’s keepin’ score? [Chorus] Cheeky Nando’s Table for four We’re kings of the queue (oi!) Cheeky Nando’s Extra hot sauce and an attitude Cheeky Nando’s Chips on the side No salad in view Cheeky Nando’s Lickin’ our fingers Talkin’ like we’re brand new [Bridge] We don’t need silver spoons We’ve got plastic trays Old tunes on the speakers And our same old mates If heaven’s got a corner For the likes of us It smells like chicken And payday dust (oh yeah) [Chorus] Cheeky Nando’s Table for four We’re kings of the queue (oi!) Cheeky Nando’s Extra hot sauce and an attitude Cheeky Nando’s Chips on the side No salad in view Cheeky Nando’s One more round Then the pub Then you [Chorus] Cheeky Nando’s Sing it too loud The staff know our names (oi!) Cheeky Nando’s Last clean shirt Full of little red stains Cheeky Nando’s If love had a taste It’d probably be this Cheeky Nando’s Greasy little bite Cheap little bliss
