(Chorus) Doo doo in my pants, doo doo in my hair! Doo doo on the ceiling, doo doo in the air! I took one step, now it’s squishin’ in my shoe, There’s doo doo on my dog and there’s doo doo on you! (Verse 1) Woke up this morning, felt a little funny, Thought it was a fart but it was more like money— Brown money, tragic, now it’s runnin’ down my leg, Look like I got chocolate pudding in my pants, I beg! Mom said “What’s that smell?” I said “I don’t knowwww,” But my butt was singin’ like a brown volcano. Tried to wipe it up, but I slipped in the pile, Now I’m doo doo surfing with a great big smile! (Chorus) Doo doo in my pants, doo doo in my hair! Doo doo on the ceiling, doo doo in the air! I took one step, now it’s squishin’ in my shoe, There’s doo doo on my dog and there’s doo doo on you! (Verse 2) Tried to take a shower but the soap turned brown, Now my bathtub’s lookin’ like a doo doo town. Got it in my eyebrows, got it in my socks, Even found some doo doo in my breakfast Lucky Charms! I’m a walking poop emoji, living life so free, Wave my arms around and make a doo doo confetti! If you see me coming, better run the other way, ‘Cause this doo doo hurricane don’t know how to behave! (Bridge) Doo doo on the walls, doo doo on the floor, Doo doo in the fridge, behind the kitchen door! It’s a doo doo party and we’re all invited, Just don’t ask questions… and don’t get too excited! (Final Chorus - louder & sillier) DOO DOO IN MY PANTS, DOO DOO IN MY HAIR! DOO DOO ON THE PLANET, DOO DOO EVERYWHERE! I’m the doo doo king with a royal brown throne, If you smell somethin’ funky… Just blame it on my zone! (Outro) Doo doo… doo doo… (fade out with silly fart sounds) Somebody please… hand me a hose…
