[Intro: 200 BPM - Dry analog synth bassline kicks in hard. LinnDrum rimshot beat. No reverb. Raw, cool 1984 studio atmosphere. Sound of a retro arcade laser zap] [Vocal style: Dry, cool male spoken-rap, zero delay, direct in your ear] Hey. Watch out. W-o-o-d-p-e-c-k-e-r. Yeah... a woodpecker from space. [Interlude: Fast 200 BPM Synth Riff. Dry pitch-shifted bird-chatter] [Vocal style: High-pitched fast pitch-shift, tight & sharp] (Hakkespett-SFX: Ha-he-he-ha-hee-he-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!) [Chorus: 200 BPM - Explosive 80s Synth-Punk Drive. Cool male lead with stacked high-pitch bird calls in the background] [Vocal style: Cool rhythmic punch, no opera, raw street-disco vibe] Woodpeckers from space! (High-pitched bird: HE-HE-HEE-HE-HE!) Woodpeckers from space! (High-pitched bird: HE-HE-HEE-HE-HE!) [Raw Male Crowd Chant: HEY! HEY! HEY!] [Verse 1: 200 BPM - Driving synth-bass, tight electronic hi-hats] [Vocal style: Smooth, cool male rap-inflected lead] When I woke up with a shock, didn't know the reason why, Still dark outside, but a red laser light in the sky. [Micro-Break] I heard a funny cry... (Bird-Voice: He-he-he!) [Verse 2: 200 BPM - Rapid stutter effect, dry and rhythmic] [Vocal style: Fast stuttering male delivery, pinpoint precision] I-I-I-I-It was a funny looking bird, right before my eyes, Spacesuit, laser gun, no mask, no disguise. [Vocal style: High-pitched pitch-shifted space-bird, fast & direct] D-D-D-D-Don't be afraid to move, We're taking over the groove! [Refrain: Fast Staccato Vocal Loop] [Vocal style: Sharp rhythmic chorus loop] He-he-ha-ha-ha! He-he-ha-ha-ha! (Crowd ad-lib: HOOK IT UP!) He-he-he-haa-ha! He-he-he-haa-ha! [Chorus: 200 BPM - Maximum Drive] [Vocal style: Cool, effortless male lead with aggressive high-pitched backing] Woodpeckers from space! (Just can't believe it) Woodpeckers from space! (How do you do?) (Bird-Voice: He-he-he-hee-he-he-he!) [Bridge: 200 BPM - Tempo stays locked. Bass synth gets gritty. Drums strip back to kick and snare] [Vocal style: Cool call-and-response, raw bar-room attitude] [Male Lead] Do you feel alright? [Crowd Chant] (YEAH!) [Male Lead] Do you feel okay? [Crowd Chant] (YEAH!) [Male Lead] Start snapping, start clapping... space bird's in the house. (Bird-Voice: Ha-he-he-haa-he-he-ha-haa-ha-ha-ha!) [Outro: 200 BPM - Driving synth solo, lasers fading, dry bassline holding the groove till the end] [Vocal style: Low, cool whisper fading out] Yeah... Woodpecker from space. Put your boots on. We're done here. [Sound of arcade laser powering down - Sudden Hard Stop]
