Okay so if you needed the poo to make the flesh, what if the dragon had constipation? What do you mean? Well how do you cure the constipation in a dragon? Medicine. Give it diarrhea. How do you give a dragon diarrhea? Diuretics. Ok and how do you give him those? There are foods that are more laxative. Such as? Er... Orcs. Also sugar-free candies will give you diarrhea. Um, we can put orcs in a cake. (Can we though?) Yes, why not? Hold on. If you pumped a person (or an Orc) full of laxatives, and then sacrificed said person (or Orc) to the dragon, would that be like hiding drugs in a piece of cheese or peanut butter for a dog? Yes! Exactly. So you're saying the dragon is the dog and you pump an orc (or person) full of diuretics, and then you sacrifice that to the dragon? It doesn't have to be a human. You could get like a goat or a sheep or something. But if you're wanting to resurrect somebody would you then also be able to bring back the sacrifice from the poo? Um... What!? Could you bring them back? Yeah but I mean stomach acid does digest it a bit. Use the poo as the meat though. Use the poo as the meat. Would that then make the person smell? Oh God Yes! Probably (definitely) But anyway, hold on, that doesn't answer the original question. What was the question again? At what point is there not enough meat for this to work, but the spell is still trying to bring the whole mess to life, like if the dragon has diarrhea? And you tried to scoop it all up in a bucket but didn't get it all. (Eww gross) (Disgusting) Well then you've just got a sentient pile of poo. A poo golem (or a poo elemental) What is the meat threshold? The bare minimum of meat needed to animate this mess back into a person? As opposed to just making it some kind of, suddenly given life, pile of poo. Is the dragon gay? What does the dragon being gay have to do with the resurrection of the poo? Well if it's gay it poops less? Is this a scientifically proven fact? No (No it is not) And why would it matter? What if it was autistic? Would you not be able to collect the gray dragon's poop if it was autistic? What the actual crap!? Because of it's self-conscious brother. She's saying gay not grey. Again... What the actual hell!? We still haven't answered the question. Should we give the orcs tools to clear the blockage? What!? No! Now we're getting truly ridiculous! Now we are? If the poo is a mixture of creatures the dragon has eaten would the resurrected creature be some kind of super saiyan hybrid with powers? Ok shut up now. Please Shut up. I want to go home. (Sigh)
