[Verse 1] Attend once more, good patrons all, our tale continues now! The Dread Pirate Roberts sailed back home, with vengeance on his brow! For news had reached his pirate ears, that stung worse than a blade, His dear Buttercup was to wed, a royal match was made! [Verse 2] Prince Humperdinck, a hunter keen, had claimed her for his bride, Though in her heart, she thought her love, had perished with the tide. Each night she wept for Wesley lost, her true love o'er the foam, While Wesley plotted daring deeds, to bring his true love home! [Verse 3] The ship made port on distant shores, our hero slipped to land, With faithful friends he'd gather soon, a small but mighty band! A giant with enormous strength, a Spaniard seeking blood, Together they would face the guards, and turn their plans to mud! [Verse 4] The Cliffs of Insanity they scaled, a climb most men would flee, But Wesley conquered rocky heights, with nimble agility! A swordsman waited at the top, that Spaniard fierce and true, But Wesley bested him with skill, and wisdom earned anew! [Verse 5] Then came a giant's test of might, a battle fierce but fair, Our Wesley used his clever wits, not strength beyond compare! With tricks and cunning moves so swift, he dropped the giant down, Then faced a battle of the mind, with stakes of grave renown! [Verse 6] A duel of wits with poison cups, a clever man's dark game, But Wesley's mind was sharper still, and won this test of fame! At last he reached his Buttercup, though masked in pirate black, She knew not that her true love lived, and planned to bring her back! [Verse 7] Through fire swamps and lightning sand, through dangers sharp and dire, They journeyed on with hearts aflame, like pure undying fire! "As you wish," he said once more, when tumbling down a hill, And in that moment she did know, 'twas Wesley with her still! [Final Flourish] The tale's not done, the plot still twists, with dangers yet to face! But raise your cups and grant applause, for love's enduring grace! Next time I'll sing what happened next, when tortures dark were planned, If you but spare another coin, from your generous hand!
