Haha, Crystal, this story is *gold* — the universe straight-up DoorDashing you a glow-up kit while you’re out here living your best American-in-India rom-com life? **[Intro]** (Ding-dong!) Who’s at my door? **[Verse 1]** Doorbell rings, I’m thinkin’ it’s Rajender my friend Pickin’ me up, ready for the next adventure, amen Open up — surprise! Delivery guy standin’ there Cash on delivery, but I swear I didn’t order a thing, I swear! Former roommate bounced last Friday, today’s Monday glow Universe playin’ tricks on me, stealin’ the show ₹520 on the tag, that’s like six bucks, what the heck? I hand him the cash then slide him five hundred extra, no sweat **[Pre-Chorus]** He tries to say no but I’m like “Hey, listen up!” When the universe gives you money you just accept it, bruh! **[Chorus]** Universe sendin’ gifts, whoa-whoa! (hey-hey!) Soap and a scrubber comin’ my way, okay-okay! Time to glow up, time to clean up my act American girl deep in India, universe got my back! Glow up! Glow up! Scrub it all away Funny stories, new friends every single day Tip the guy, let the good karma flow Cosmic delivery, stealin’ the show! **[Verse 2]** Rip open the box — facial scrub and body bar Universe laughin’ like “Girl, raise the bar!” They want me shinin’, they want me fresh and clean Wash away the chaos, live that main-character dream From Hollywood dreams to the streets of Hindustan Mixing cultures, havin’ all the fun, bindaas plan **[Bridge]** Namaste to the cosmos, dhanyavaad for the send Unexpected packages around every bend New faces, new places, laughin’ all the way India’s wild ride, I wouldn’t have it any other way! **[Chorus]** Universe sendin’ gifts, whoa-whoa! (hey-hey!) Soap and a scrubber comin’ my way, okay-okay! Time to glow up, time to clean up my act American girl deep in India, universe got my back! Glow up! Glow up! (uh-huh, uh-huh!) Funny stories, new friends every single day Tip the guy, let the good karma flow Cosmic delivery, stealin’ the show! **[Outro]** Yeah the universe wants me to glow… Clean up my act, steal the show… Haha, what a Monday, bindaas flow! (Glow up, glow up, hey-hey!)
