[Intro - big synth swell, gated drums, shouted spoken] Lights up. Hair up. ...Sanctuary, you are NOT ready. [Verse 1 - Greg] [Vocalist: Male] Here come Greg in a cloud of dust, all mustache and muscle and a bloodthirsty lust, he spins like a siren till the whole room's gone, some nights he's a sprinter, some nights he's the size of the dawn, six hundred percent, baby, dust devils gone dire, he never learned a rotation, he just learned how to start a fire! [Chorus - huge glam gang vocal] It's a BAD DAY (bad day!) to be a demon tonight! when the three of us hit you in the neon light! we got no plan (no plan!), we got no clue (no clue!), but we're dressed to kill and we're comin' for you, it's a BAD, BAD DAY to be a demon! (whoa-oh-oh!) [Verse 2 - Kael] [Vocalist: Male] Here come Kael, and he cannot decide, got a hammer, got some wings, got a shield for the ride, got a holy little glow that'll melt you where you stand, then he respecs in the lobby with a tooltip in his hand, he's a paladin of chaos, he's a build-a-day fool, he changes his religion every time he finds a new tool! [Chorus] It's a BAD DAY (bad day!) to be a demon tonight! when the three of us hit you in the neon light! [Verse 3 - Azetha] [Vocalist: Female] And here come me, in a cloud of perfume, half Apocalypse angel, half a bomb in the room, I'm a Loonuhtik, darling, with a kiss full of doom, the prettiest disaster ever booked in this tomb. [Bridge - big synth break, building] [Vocalist: Male] We don't know our rotation, we don't know our gear, we just hit the shiny buttons and we manufacture fear, two dummies and a bombshell and a body count too high, so kiss your little soulstone and your demon hide goodbye! [Guitar and synth solo] [Final Chorus - biggest] It's a BAD DAY (bad day!) to be a demon tonight! when the three of us hit you in the neon light! we got no plan (no plan!), we got no clue (no clue!), but we're dressed to kill and we're comin' for you, it's a BAD, BAD DAY to be a demon! (whoa-oh-oh! ...whoa-oh-oh!) [Outro - spoken] Greg. ...Greg, they're already dead. ...Greg, you can stop now. [End]
