[Intro] Y’all really thought y’all was ready… Who ordered the chorizo? Let’s talk about portions… Serving!!!! [Chorus] Who ordered the chorizo, beautiful? This thing thicker than the sausage and twice as juicy Richmond in the building… you want a taste or you just gon' stare? Who ordered the chorizo, beautiful? Pipe so heavy it got its own area code, boo Richmond said come get yours, slow or fast, your call But don’t keep me waitin’… I’m already saucin’ Wooo! Let's go! [Verse 1] Walked in, room temperature jumped 12 degrees They all froze like they seen the main course on the lease Chorizo platter lookin’ cute on the table But this 🌭 thicker than the chef’s entire cable She lickin’ her lips, tryna act like it’s casual I said, baby girl, this ain’t even the appetizer Got more size than your ex’s entire ego stack One taste and your playlist be stuck at 'Bring Richmond back' Who ordered extra meat? Yeah, that’s me Plate cleared, sides ruined, now she tryna deep I don’t do half portions, I do full regime Richmond b.d.e. that’s the flex cuisine [Chorus] Who ordered the chorizo, beautiful? This thing thicker than the sausage and twice as juicy Richmond in the building… you want a taste or you just gon' stare? Who ordered the chorizo, beautiful? Pipe so heavy it got its own area code, boo Richmond said come get yours, slow or fast, your call [Verse 2] She said "damn that’s a lot" I smirked.... "you ain’t on a diet, baby" This chorizo so thick it cause tidal distortion Ocean levels rise it got its own gravitation Who ordered seconds? Yeah, that’s you Richmond said open wide this the entree view No sides, no garnish, just straight main flex drip so heavy it break the scale next... [Bridge] Who ordered the chorizo…? Who ordered the chorizo…? Beautiful… you already ordered. Now come collect. [Final Chorus] Who ordered the chorizo, beautiful? This thing thicker than the sausage and twice as juicy Richmond in the building… you want a taste or you just gon' stare? Who ordered the chorizo, beautiful? Pipe so heavy it got its own area code, boo Richmond said come get yours, slow or fast, your call But don’t keep me waitin’… I’m already serving! (who ordered…? who ordered…? who ordered…?) [Outro] Y’all still eatin’ appetizers… I’m the whole damn menu. Richmond. Order up! 🍽️ If you read this far, you didn’t come for the salad... Comment “table for two” 😎
