[Verse 1] My grandma raised me And she didn't raise no fool On that day we lost her I didn't know what to do [Verse 2] I went back home And I started to mourn Digging through old photos I found grandma's porn [Chorus] Black and white photos Things no man should see It's hard to think that was the woman Who made the woman who made me And I will have problems With commitment for the rest of my life When grandma left me But in these photos I should cover my eyes [Verse 3] I still say my prayers at the table And no elbows you will find And when it comes to my elders Respect comes to mind [Verse 4] And I always wash my hands When I leave the bathroom But grandma I can't forget Seeing you and that man spoon [Chorus - bigger, with harmony] Black and white photos Trinkets to help me mourn All kinds of horrors I found in grandma's porn Some of these are not you And none of them are grandad Oh my god grandma How many partners did you have [Bridge - spoken, half-time, quiet] Because I found grandma's porn In the drawer by her bed And I will forever regret Sleeping in that bed [Outro - mournful pedal steel] Black and white photos...
