Excuse me, 911... The oasis moved again, I could use a rescue. Gah! Still no signal... talking to myself again. I've been dragging my ass for miles, looking for the future. Been tracking this water, but alas, I fear I'm cooking my future. My mind's been talking in circles, like I never knew her. Really? I'm walking in circles, my feet really do hurt. No water, no signal, no plan for escape. No water, no bottle, no plan to re-hydrate. I need me a model, but make her an 8. Oh no, I'm talking nonsense, and I don't feel great. The scary thing 'bout life— Nobody makes it out alive. The funny thing about life— I just want to survive. Greatest thing about life— Two loving kids and a bomb-ass wife. Man, I'm livin' my life, Always striving to thrive. The sun is cooking my ass, another mirage ahead. It looks like an oasis, but it's all in my head. Life is hard sometimes, you look around and see such bountiful bread. Sometimes lured by the easy way, but we gotta grind instead. Not to be led astray, day after day, People pushing you this way and that way. You could be living the dream here at Amway... That game will hurt you, I’mma do it my way. The scary thing 'bout life— Nobody makes it out alive. The funny thing about life— I just want to survive. Greatest thing about life— Two loving kids and a bomb-ass wife. Man, I'm livin' my life, Always striving to thrive. Do it for the passion that's lastin’, You can be the first or you can be the last in, Just don't be half out, in half in, be committin’. Be a lion, not a kitten. Pay your tax, cover your tracks, ready for attacks, And who's got your back? You need good people in your corner, do yourself a favor, read Homer. When life's falling apart, you reaching your heart, You pivot, ready from the start. Beware of hubris, embrace humility, It's about knowing home is your centrality. I need to get home and get back to being me. The scary thing 'bout life— Nobody makes it out alive. The funny thing about life— I just want to survive. Greatest thing about life— Two loving kids and a bomb-ass wife. Man, I'm livin' my life, Always striving to thrive. I'm singing Bee Gees in my head, "Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive." My life needs to be multifaceted for me to thrive. I'm always fascinated, like a busy bee in my hive. And when shit's looking sticky, I need my queen by my side. Like Jay-Z said, this is ride or die, Bonnie and Clyde. Been together since forever, we really partied like it's 1999. She gonna kill me if I don't stay alive. I got to do right by my kids, and kick some ass for my bride. The scary thing 'bout life— Nobody makes it out alive. The funny thing about life— I just want to survive. Greatest thing about life— Two loving kids and a bomb-ass wife. Man, I'm livin' my life, ALWAYS STRIVING TO THRIIIVE. It's a new era! Better than ever!
