[Short Instrumental Intro] (Organ riff + surf guitar) [Verse 1] Down in the tomb where the cobwebs cling, The DJ’s spinnin’ and the dead folks swing! Skeletons twist, the mummies shout, “The Crypt Kick’s in — let’s turn it out!” [Chorus] 🎵 Do the Crypt Kick! (Hey!) Drop to the floor and let your bones click! 🎵 Do the Crypt Kick! (Ha!) Graveyard groove, it’s a monster trick! Shake that dust, rattle and roll, Dance with the spirits, lose control! [Verse 2] Vampires stomp with their velvet shoes, Ghosts go wild when they catch the groove! Frankenstein’s jumpin’, the ghouls all spin, Even the reaper’s joinin’ in! [Chorus] 🎵 Do the Crypt Kick! (Hey!) Drop to the floor and let your bones click! 🎵 Do the Crypt Kick! (Ha!) Graveyard groove, it’s a monster trick! Shake that dust, rattle and roll, Dance with the spirits, lose control! [Bridge] Raise those arms, drag that leg, Stomp like you’re risin’ from the keg! The tomb’s alive, it’s a frightful fix, Caught in the craze of the Crypt Kick mix! [Final Chorus] 🎵 Do the Crypt Kick! (Hey!) Drop to the floor, let your bones click! 🎵 Do the Crypt Kick! (Ha!) Dance till dawn, don’t miss a trick! Spin with the bats, howl with the crew, The Crypt Kick’s callin’ — it’s comin’ for you! [Outro – Whispered / Creepy Voice] Coffins creak… the basslines thump… The dance goes on… beneath the slump… Crypt Kick… can’t quit… (faint echo: “Kick… kick… kick…”)
