[Intro] [LETS GO] [cowbell counting in / beat starts / crowd sounds] [singer shouting: ALRIGHT ELON YEA DANCE NIKITA BABY I honestly don't care anymore I'll post that tweet. LETS GO] [band hits] [Verse 1] You got your twitter fingers Feelin like they trigger fingers I'm smellin fear in your heart dont let that stankyness linger If its a simulation We'll need some stimulation The mind virus spreading This work has just begun You know It’s World War 3 Over vibes and reply guys Side-eye missiles, ayatollahs from the sky like Why are we here What's the point 42? Stop sweating on your keyboard Girl that aint you [Chorus] Post that tweet You coward Hit that bird Let it fly (hey!) If we’re all going under Let it trend while we cry Post that tweet You coward You already dead inside (ooh) It aint as funny in the group chat yea you gotta post that tweet before you die [Verse 2] Typed “AI took my job Now I ghostwrite for my fridge” It just told me “touch some grass” Kicked me out my own crib Drafted “Robots got feelings But my boss do not” Almost sent it to the timeline Sent it to my drafts slot Had a thread on existence In all caps at three “Are we code Are we vibes Are we cursed NPCs?” Added “If life is a joke Who’s running this bit?” Then I pictured HR And I backspaced it [Chorus] Post that tweet You coward Hit that bird Let it fly (let it fly now) If we’re all gonna vanish Let it farm one like Post that tweet You coward You already dead inside (ooh) It aint as funny in the group chat yea you gotta post that tweet before you die [Bridge] [breakdown to bass Cowbell Claps] I had: “One more meeting And I’ll live in the sea” “Sign my lease on a spreadsheet Married to my screen” “San Francisco rent Got me dating my landlord” “I’ll split a studio With my student loans” “Every like is a prayer Every block is a hymn” “If the algorithm loves me Why it ghost me again?” Typed “We’re all gonna die But my mic still on” Then I saved as draft Like a scared little pawn (hey!) [Chorus] Post that tweet You coward Hit that bird Let it fly (sing it now) If we’re all gonna vanish Let it farm one like Post that tweet You coward You already dead inside (ooh) It aint as funny in the group chat yea you gotta post that tweet before you die [Outro] [crowd singalong Full band] (post that tweet you coward) Type it Don’t you doubt it (post that tweet you coward) Whole squad gonna shout it (post that tweet you coward) Life’s short Just reroute it (post that tweet you coward) [cowbell + handclaps till stop]
