(Verse 1) Sittin' on the throne, it's Larry's nightly show, Diarrhea's flowin' like a river, don't you know? Guts are rumblin', it's like a hurricane, Larry's in the bathroom, feelin' all the pain! (Chorus) Nighttime poopoo diarrhea, Larry's feeling kinda queasy, but he's a warrior, In the dark, he fights the urge, Battling his guts, it's like a dirge! (Verse 2) Flushin' down the mess, it's a midnight ride, Larry's on a journey, with his butt as his guide, Toilet paper rollin', like a never-ending quest, Larry's nighttime poopoo is the ultimate test! (Chorus) Nighttime poopoo diarrhea, Larry's feeling kinda queasy, but he's a warrior, In the dark, he fights the urge, Battling his guts, it's like a dirge! (Bridge) Larry's in the bathroom, it's a battlefield, But he's determined, he won't yield, Through the night, he'll persevere, Larry's nighttime poopoo, it's quite severe! (Chorus) Nighttime poopoo diarrhea, Larry's feeling kinda queesy, but he's a warrior, In the dark, he fights the urge, Battling his guts, it's like a dirge! (Outro) Nighttime poopoo diarrhea, oh what a sight, Larry's nighttime struggles, every single night! But he'll survive, he'll come through, Larry's nighttime poopoo, it's what he'll do!
