[Intro – whispered falsetto / underwater reverb / clinking glass FX] (Yeah… bless me, Father, for I have sipped.) [soft synth bubble rise] I went lookin’ for answers at the bottom of a glass, And the sea just winked back. [low bass swell] [Verse 1 – slippery funk groove / lazy slap bass + wet Rhodes] I saw angels doin’ the backstroke in gin, Seaweed halos, salt on their skin. They said, “Greg, you been seekin’ the light?” I said, “Only if it comes with lime tonight.” [Pre-Chorus – dreamy pad lift / echoed snaps] My heart was heavy, my drink was green, God was swimmin’ somewhere in between. [Chorus – full band / disco beat / gospel chant layers] 🎵 I found God in a kelp martini, 🎵 Shaken by the tide, lookin’ all dreamy. He said, “Son, your soul’s a little briny— But I like it that way, slimy and shiny.” [add talk-box “Hallelujah” echo] [Verse 2 – add guitar wah and handclaps] The bar was lit with bioluminescent grace, A jellyfish DJ put the beat in my face. The Lord said, “Dance, you amphibious freak!” So I two-stepped holy for about a week. [Bridge – spoken funk sermon / deep reverb voice + sea FX] [echo layer] Now listen, children of the deep— You don’t need no chapel, you don’t need no pew, Just a chilled glass and the truth in you. If it burns goin’ down, that’s revelation, baby. [Breakdown – choir chant / bubbling FX / 808 drop] Glub-glub hallelujah! (uh-huh) Praise the lime and the liquor too-yah! (amen) [call-and-response repeat × 2 build] [Chorus – reprise / stacked vocals + choir pad swells] I found God in a kelp martini, Salvation served dirty, a little obscene-y. He said, “Greg, don’t pray—just groove,” So I did… and the water moved. [Outro – soft fade / whispered falsetto / slow filter sweep] Sip by sip… I saw ete
