"Once upon a Tuesday, in a land where pineapples wear shoes…" (Deep, dramatic narrator voice:) "A brave hero... or maybe just a confused guy... sets off on a journey through the unknown. A world where fish can text, llamas do taxes, and the moon... is a giant pickle. This is their story." (Verse 1) I was walking down the toaster street, When a purple cow gave me a beat, Said, “Hey, don’t trust the melon king, He steals your socks and makes ‘em sing!” (Pre-Chorus) Bubblegum rain, in my lemonade, A whispering goldfish called me Dave, I ran to the sky, but the floor said “No,” So I moonwalked backward through a UFO! (Chorus) Ohhhh, why’s the pickle moon so bright? Did the jellyfish take flight? Are the penguins wearing ties? I don’t knoooow—do you? (Verse 2) Banana train to the rainbow farm, Met a waffle who had one arm, He said, “Beware of the talking chair, It knows your dreams and steals your hair!” (Pre-Chorus) Bubblegum rain, in my lemonade, A whispering goldfish called me Dave, I ran to the sky, but the floor said “No,” So I moonwalked backward through a UFO! (Chorus) Ohhhh, why’s the pickle moon so bright? Did the jellyfish take flight? Are the penguins wearing ties? I don’t knoooow—do you? (Bridge) Now I’m swimming through the time spaghetti, Found a wizard made of confetti, He gave me a map to the zebra lagoon, Where marshmallow pirates sing outta tune! (Outro) The world is weird, but that’s okay, Let’s ride a turtle to yesterday, And if the kangaroo wears a vest, Just smile and say, “Life’s the best!”
