Don't Piss Me Off! I'm Close to Leveling Up and You Look Like Enough EXP!

[Intro] "Warning. Apex predator detected. Evolution meter rising. Hostility level... unnecessary." [Verse I] I was born in the bay with a bite-sized grin, Tiny little terror with a monster within. Port Clovis shook when the water turned red, And the first fool screamed when I came up fed. Scaly Pete came hunting with a grudge and a gun, Talking real tough till the feeding begun. Kyle had jokes, but the joke got mean, When the baby shark grew into a killing machine. Barracuda flashed with a razor-fast grin, Mako came slicing like a blade with fins. Alligator snapped from the dirty green, But I kept getting bigger with every scene. I got teeth for days. I got rage for free. I got sonar locked on your stupid jet ski. You brought a spear. I brought the sea. Now guess which one gets EXP? [Pre-Chorus] The fin starts glowing! The screen starts shaking! The boss bar fills! The whole dock’s breaking! One more scream! One more crunch! One more idiot Looks like lunch! [Chorus] I’m hungry now! The meter’s turning red! I’m hungry now! There’s a target on your head! One more bite! One more scream! One more splash in the red tide stream! EXP in the water! Blood on the dock! Great White Boss makes the whole map lock! DON’T PISS ME OFF! I’M CLOSE TO LEVELING UP AND YOU LOOK LIKE ENOUGH EXP! [Verse II] I chewed through hunters and I cracked their boats, Left bite-mark warnings in the things that float. Trip kept talking like the cameras were safe, Till the whole damn coastline got punched in the face. The Cajun Queen went down in the foam, Another little snack in my murder-home. License plates, landmarks, bounty meat, Everything glows when it looks like a treat. Hammerhead swung like a skull-made truck, Great white rolled in with a whole lot of luck. Orca hit hard like a black-and-white train, But the Boss hit harder and rewrote the chain. I got bone armor. I got shadow teeth. I got bio-electric murder underneath. I got a tail slap tuned like a bass drop kick, And a bite so rude it makes the ocean sick. [Pre-Chorus] The fin starts glowing! The screen starts shaking! The boss bar fills! The whole dock’s breaking! One more scream! One more crunch! One more hero Turns to lunch! [Chorus] I’m hungry now! The meter’s turning red! I’m hungry now! There’s a target on your head! One more bite! One more scream! One more splash in the red tide stream! EXP in the water! Blood on the dock! Great White Boss makes the whole map lock! DON’T PISS ME OFF! I’M CLOSE TO LEVELING UP AND YOU LOOK LIKE ENOUGH EXP! [Verse III] Sperm whale rose like a mountain of hate, But I came through grinning at the boss-fight gate. Atomic teeth in a nuclear tide, Whole map shaking when the Boss goes wide. Apex this. Apex that. Every big bad thing gets turned into stats. One more hunt. One more shore. One more reason to evolve some more. You see a monster. I see lunch. You see danger. I hear crunch. You see a health bar. I see fate. You see a warning that came too late. So keep your distance. Keep your limbs. The upgrade menu looks hungry again. I’m not mad. I’m not stuck. But keep on poking and you’re out of luck. [Bridge] "Listen. I’m not angry. I’m progressing. You are not an enemy. You are not a rival. You are not a threat. You are... a convenient amount of experience." [Breakdown] LEVEL-UP! WHEN THE TEETH GO CLICK! LEVEL-UP! WHEN THE TAIL GOES WHIP! LEVEL-UP! WHEN THE HEALTH BAR DIPS! LEVEL-UP! WHEN THE BONES GO SPLIT! HEALTH BAR RED! TEETH BAR FULL! WHO WANTS WAR WITH A SHARK-SKULL BULL? ONE MORE CHOMP! ONE MORE HIT! LEVEL-UP! WHEN THE JAWS SNAP SHUT! [Post-Breakdown] I don’t need mercy! I don’t need luck! I’m one more body From leveling up! [Final Chorus] I’m hungry now! The meter’s turning red! I’m hungry now! There’s a target on your head! One more bite! One more scream! One more splash in the red tide stream! EXP in the water! Blood on the dock! Great White Boss makes the whole map lock! I’m hungry now! The boss bar’s filling up! I’m hungry now! And the whole beach knows what’s up! Apex in the ocean! Boss in the flood! Whole damn game turns teeth and blood! DON’T PISS ME OFF! I’M CLOSE TO LEVELING UP AND YOU LOOK LIKE ENOUGH EXP! [Outro] Quest complete. Beach deleted. Upgrade unlocked. Boss undefeated. Don’t piss me off... I MIGHT LEVEL UP!