Inspired from this sketch: https://youtu.be/na2QdKpoY9k?si=eFZym9oQ6TSCfKFb ===== [Excited voice] Call: What's that box? Response: It's the: Kitten Stomper! Call: What's in the box? Response: A kitten of course! [Sound effects] *Stomp* *Stomp* *Stomp* [Calm voice – selling point] Once done stomping, the kitten stomper goes back to its original shape, ready for the next kitten stomp. *Stomp* *Stomp* *Stomp* [Narrator – very fast, disclaimer tone] KnownFrom'DragonsDenMayCauseFatalInjuriesToKittensNoWarrentyIncluded
